[ J'onn had taken a number of precautions when he took the job offered by the Brotherhood of Evil. He had told exactly one person what he was up to, the person he could rely on to get him out of trouble if things went to Hell and to keep keep the secret wrapped up tight. With Batman as his safety net, he'd gotten to work. There were few places on Earth it was considered odd for Marco Xavier to visit. He knew every baron, billionaire and black market buyer in the world it seemed. He'd made his visit visible, to ensure the Brotherhood would know he was at least in the country. But all the legwork was done with the use of his Martian powers, ensuring the utmost secrecy as he sorted through the potential dirt. There was a lot, but most of it was either useless (tyrannical dictators tend to take pride in a lot of their evil, and make sure everyone knows about it) or too useful (he couldn't give the Brotherhood too much leverage and let them run roughshod over the country). It took three days, but he'd found a fine piece. Something that would put the upper echelons of the corrupt government in hot water if revealed, but not enough to endanger the common citizens. And once his dealings with the Brotherhood was done he could take action himself.
Now for the harder part. Finding out what the Brotherhood wanted to achieve with the information he gave them.
The private island resort was a perfectly suitable backdrop to test his just how much of a debonair spy he could be. A special challenge, due to the difficulty in reading Gemini's mind. ]
Fancy meeting you here.
[ A confident smirk and a long cigarette holder on his lips, an ice bucket with champagne protruding in one hand and two glasses in the other, Marc Xavier made his appearance. The beachwear of choice was understated but no doubt expensive, even if it was just a part of shorts and a polo shirt. Covering a lot more than Gemini was, that was for sure, but then again she probably wasn't wearing anything at all, he reasoned. His clothing was a semi-sentient plant that could shapeshift with him, so who was he to judge? ]
['Hire the spy, have him obtain the information, if he succeeds meet with him to secure his services long term.' The instructions from the Brain had been concise as always, but luckily for Gemini they left plenty of room for interpretation. So rather than a dingy back alley she had booked an exclusive private island in the Seychelles and settled down to be pampered by the staff until her contact made his appearance.
The sun's rays beat down, spreading a relaxing warmth through her rubbery body as she reclined on a sun lounger on the beach, listening to the soothing crash of the waves, her eyes closed behind the expensive looking black Gucci sunglasses she wore. Were she truly to relax her body would slop off the side of the chair, but an oozing mass of shapeless goo would hardly create the impression Gemini wanted, so she made sure to hold her focus, preserving the look that she called her own. Flawlessly beautiful in the way that only someone with total control of their appearance could be, she displayed her figure to the fullest in a black bikini that she'd seen in the Dior catalogue last year, when it came to men a little distraction always went a long way.
It might have been an hour, it might have been two, the warmth dulling her senses slightly, but not enough for her not to notice the footsteps of the man approaching. She didn't react until he spoke, turning her head to look him up and down, the sunglasses hiding the shark-like quality to her gaze.]
Ah Mr Xavier. [She smiled warmly, her voice a sultry purr.] I'm glad that you made it. I trust you have what the Brain wanted?
From here. First step to doing is trying. Hypocrisy doesn't make me factually incorrect. And besides- I meditate.
[ He did indeed know Jill was very unlikely to flop into a bed on his vague suggestion. But part of being J'onn is caring deeply and giving advice no one takes. In his John persona, it just comes out kind of gruff. ]
No, of course not. If there's anyone that knows about giving advice and not taking it, it's me. ;) My thoughts run too hard and fast, though. Sleep doesn't work all that well for me. And I don't need it like I used to.
[ The virus, she supposes, was part of that. Or maybe it's just another excuse among a myriad of them for her to play it cool and strong -- and not think of the reality of the situation or the deeper issues that come with her lack of sleep. ]
I thought the traditional worry is that it would go to your hips?
[ His poker face recovered to its usual perfection, he asks the question with his deadpan hardness. His favourite joke is that he doesn't have a sense of humour, and he amuses himself with it constantly. He may as well have asked her where she was on the night of a murder, with his tone.
Though the fact he tops it off by plucking a single Oreo from his sundae and biting it in half with a quiet 'mmm' might give him away a little. Or he's just weird.
It's both. Oreos (or their legally distinct non-copyrighted equivalent 'Choccos') are his favourite, signature food. He eats them by the crate. ]
[She laughs] Okay, well-played. I was talking about the compliments, not the sweets.
[Which he knows, otherwise the joke wouldn't have worked, Molly.]
Besides, who ever said I was traditional? [She relieves the spoon of another helping of ice cream and chocolate, then begins to use her spoon like she's carving off the Oreos from the mountain that is this dessert, munching a couple with dollop of ice cream]
That's correct- the music becomes quite sinister when I start to exit the pyramid in order to face it. An effective deterrent and perhaps a bluff intended to keep me trapped here. In your expert opinion, is this entity likely to possess powers that differ from its fictional counterpart?
I watch a great deal of late-night movies. And I like desert scenery.
Sorry this took so long, visitors crashing at my place
To answer your question, though, I'd lean towards it being WYSIWYG. I figure someone that into the minutiae of the movie is probably just making a rote copy, but I can't rule out them trying something cute.
[ His eyes emit a light blue beam, a wide ray that slowly travels from the top Lauri-Ell's of head all the way to her toes. He's a thorough guy- who knows if she broke a toe! ]
Hmm. You are correct- no broken bones. There is no damage to your organs, but there is a mild concussion.
[ Not much can be done about that, except wait. But the blood on her arm, that he can deal with. A disinfecting wipe on the wound first. And determining if it needs stitches. ]
I recommend you minimise activity for the next 48 hours, physical or mental.
[Chewie, drawn by the noise, appears with a careful leap up to the back of the couch that Lauri-Ell is on. She smiles and returns her attention to the other non-Earthling]
I shall attempt to do so, unless my Emperor calls upon me. My arm, though...
[She looks toward the cut, which is starting too ooze again from her reaching up to pet the Flerkin]
Too true- I'm sure you'll forgive the hyperbole. However, I believe that seeing the bigger picture does involve acknowledging that no one strategy is a panacea for all problems. Slow and steady can win a marathon, but not a sprint. If one tries to construct plans on top of plans and contingencies upon contingencies, you may find you don't have time to enact any of them.
Calculated risks sometimes need more risk than calculation.
Or course. And your reasoning is valid on many levels, I agree. The circumstances in each case need to be assessed swiftly yet with care. It requires the kind of critical thinking most humans have precious little experience with, especially under pressure.
At times like these it may pay dividends to involve others in the decision-making process so that more alternatives can be explored within the time available.
[Strickler can hardly believe he's suggesting cooperation with others. He must be going soft.]
It is a curious state for such an advanced society to be in. I have lived lives amongst many species, adopting their forms and living amongst them, but have yet to try the Moclan lifestyle. I imagine I'd be too tempted to pick fights.
I think the comfort of those around me deserves some consideration as well. But I will make a note to dress in whatever manner I wish when it is just you and I.
You're quite correct, one of many reasons not to throw objects into space unless it is absolutely necessary. However, I suspect you would be an inefficient method of disposing of space junk. I would have to devise a space-worthy version of your suit. And train you as an astronaut. You would perhaps be amazed however at what sorts of hazardous waste that, if you will forgive the crude term, mad scientists create when building shrink rays and the like. Disintegration would be ideal.
Alternatively, you can mop the floor in the Hall of Justice for three weeks. I prefer not to know what you thought I was going to suggest.
I am hoping it will be good for more than just me.
Gingerbread is a sweet and crunchy form of biscuit flavoured with the root of the ginger root, hence the name. It is often served in a crude simulacrum of the human form. I have no idea why.
[ If there's one thing he understands, it's that sometimes, shit comes up. Sometimes he'll have to give up being whatever human life he's immersing himself in at the drop of a hat and deal with a crisis. Sometimes he'll get to do something normal for an Earthling that's still totally alien to him, like drink coffee. ]
Some of the usual.
[ He pulls a small collection of envelopes from his jacket pocket and slides them across the table, along with her coffee. When you have two New York detectives with the initials J. Jones who work a close distance, it happens. She gets his hat catalogues and the occasional niche interest magazine, never the same one twice, sometimes. ]
And one unusual.
[ This envelope is open, because it contains a message in the classic 'cut out letters from magazines' school of an anonymous death threat. Terms vague enough it could be for either of them. ]
Could be for me. Could be for you. 40-60, I estimate.
[ John slides some of her mail over to her -- which mainly consists of liquor stores catalogs, Pottery Barn (don't ask), and a whole crap load of useless junk mail -- and she gathers it all up into one sloppy pile, setting it off to the side. In return she reaches into her own coat pockets and hands him a few magazines and his catalogs of interest. ]
I got these a few days ago.
[ Same old same old. But that wasn't the interesting mail she was concerned about. No, the envelope he pulls out with the threats... that could be for either of them, was what really caught her attention. This is what happens when two detectives in the same area share similar names. Great. More shit from random, or not so random, people -- and they couldn't even be bothered to pull away from the classics and try something new.
She takes the letter to get a closer look at it, furrowing a brow. She's really trying to figure out who she could have pissed off lately this time, it happens a lot. Or maybe he pissed someone off this time.
[ Oh what he wouldn't give to be able to share their thoughts more directly- one of the reasons he likes Sadie so much is that she's almost as earnest as a psychic connection with just her mouth. But the taunting typing bubble is a different story. ]
Then to be clear, I do not want you to be hurt.
Which means the most logical choice is for us to work together.
It's maybe ten long ape minutes before famed gorilla journalist, the tweed-wearing, bespectacled ape makes his appearance. His purposeful stride, his confident voice, his sheer silver back energy. It can be no other than Jonki Kong. ]
An outrage. False imprisonment, suppressing the press- I simply cannot believe our civilised society would be so... human!
It helps that J'onn's decision to become a detective is an attempt to reflect his true self- a hunter, a fighter for justice. Taking on the iconography of the ideal helps him have a place in a foreign world. He'd put effort into it, including covering his tracks. A surface-level look at his background, a cop from Denver with a shining record. A deep dive by a sharp mind might find the oddities- a man who appeared fully formed one day can't add up to 100%
"Busy." He did mention three possibilities she might be wanting to talk about, after all, and John Jones always gets the abnormal cases. He has a reputation for handling them. "The world gets a little stranger everyday."
Driving, for example, is still strange to him. But he likes it. Manually shifting gears, using mechanical controls like a wheel and pedals- even his shaky '97 Impala is like a beautiful, bizarre piece of clockwork and he drives it exactly according to the regulations and best practices. He even checks all the mirrors before they set off, despite having driven it mere minutes ago to get to her in the first place.
It probably helps that Karen is almost - okay, entirely - driven by her need to know the truth. No matter how battered and ugly. It's always better than a pretty lie. She's diligent and relentless in her pursuit, fueling late nights and early mornings with endless cups of black coffee. It's probably a good thing, then, that he so rigorously fits the role he made for himself. She's more likely to want to work with him than look into him.
"You can say that again." She tends to busy herself with local stories - corruption, gang activity, shady corporate activity. There's a good possibility she'll never sleep again if she dives into the stranger stuff.
Karen considers her answer before she gives it, and then settles on a matching: "busy." Her mouth quirks into a little smile. "This locked room thing is going to be a real pain in the ass for your precinct."
Thank you, Kalya. I was on Mars. The closest human equivalent would be a poet or philosopher, though the two are intertwined on Earth even if they are two words. Everyone took two roles on Mars, ones that initially appeared opposing—it was our duty to bring them together and demonstrate the unity possible between all things. My other role was as a warrior, a Manhunter. One was a role of action and one of mind. I sought to discover and reveal what was worth fighting for.
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