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Nonsense. We will clear your name and absolve you of all wrong doing! And if we are given all proper assistance in the pursuit of justice, I’m sure my article will paint our hotelier friends in a glowing light.

[ The gorilla guards sure are looking nervous at the implied threat he could write an article that is not glowing. This could get grim. ]

Now, young master Olsen, I presume a shutterbug of your calibre managed to capture the real perpetrators on film?

[ This is an actual assumption J’onn has made. He has faith. ]

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Oh, yeah! Indubitably! Let me see…

[ Does he have any pictures from last night? He doesn't know. He doesn't remember very much.

However, when he pulls out his phone reel there is a picture of the non-gorilla woman who trashed the hotel room, and also gave him a fake phone number. He holds up his semi-proof triumphantly! Surely the hotel service apes have seen her? ]